I have literally become a bookkeeper, and I don't know how this happened.  I don't want it.  Take it back please.  :(

Today has been an exercise in patience.  I'm not sure if the face I got from one of the head guys meant I'd just done really well in the conversation he'd just listened to, or that I had done poorly because he could tell I was incredibly on the edge.  I think it meant he was annoyed too and I'd swam that sea safely - or at least like a dog paddle.