Overheard in the last few minutes at work...

LBL walks by my desk with a client
LBL"And I just keep thinking, why don't I call Geico and pay less?"

two seconds later...
LBL: "Work on that hair"
Client: "I'm gonna see if I can get it like yours."

CJL walks into LBL's office
CJL: "Do we have any plumbers who owe us money?"

:)