"Katrina, WHERE have you been?"
"Sorry LBL, I was riding the elevators.  Did you realize they just go back up? and down? and up? and down? It's so fun, I just couldn't stop. Besides, you meet a lot of very interesting people.  You know, I don't need an online dating profile, I just need to ride more elevators. You know they have a job, because they're on their way there.  And you can see how they're dressed and what they look like."
"Alright ladies, you hear that? That's it! Let's step up the elevator traffic!"

[I know for a fact Kristin had told him I was stuck in the lobby because a smoke detector on the 23rd floor shut down all the elevators.]