For my red bearded friends. 

And perhaps any other friends who have been considering following in the facial hair frenzy. 

Please be advised.  This is not a choice to be made lightly.  At some point it stops becoming just "not shaving" and begins requiring certain responsibilities.  I know.  I checked.  Online. 

Yes, I did in fact just type in a google search for "beard grooming." 

(If you missed it, that first line is a link - click on it.)