I may or may not have received a text from a male friend today, gushing over a cute puppy.

As I said, I may or may not have.

Okay...if I did get that text, let's say they wouldn't have been gushing, they might have been saying how a less manly man than himself might die.

But I'm not saying I got that text... or was directed to go look at a picture of a puppy.

(I love my friends.  For what they may or may not have done.)