LBL: Katrina, I want The Brothers K finished this weekend. And I want a book report. I want to see if your interpretation is the same as mine.

Me: Okay, LBL, I want to see your book report on it too Monday.

LBL: OKay. I mean, I don't remember all the details, but I'll be able to discuss it intelligently.

Me: No, I want to see something written, and I want to be able to read it. You are too good of a liar to just "discuss" it.

LBL: *flattered* Oh Katrina, you say the nicest things. [places his hand on his heart and exits, glowing.]

Me: I thought you'd like that.